If I clean the kitchen, I get a Clash t-shirt on Monday. A Clash t-shirt like Chris Gaver's one... And then I will run around and lol a lot, because I'll be Chris Garver from Miami Ink. Except it will require a lot of drawing all over myself. And possibly some facial hair, depending on which Garver stage I am. And I'll need to go a lot balder... Not that I'm bald now, but you know what I mean...

Or I could be Joe Strummer, and run around singing Should I Stay Or Should I Go, and act like a bit of a wanker, and then host my own radio show...

Or I could just be Caitlin in a Clash shirt...

All this supposing I actually feel like cleaning the kitchen, mind you...