I wish that there were such things as Pantry Gnomes, that came along and filled up your pantry with all yummy food as soon as you began to run out. I wish that there were Refridgerator Faries who'd top up your milk when you're down to the last cup. I wish that there were Freezer Unicorns who would put Cookies and Cream ice-cream in the freezer when you were in a bad mood.

Or maybe a genie, like in those ads for Tim Tams (which, funnily enough, I actually brought a pack of today), who can grant your wish for an everlasting supply of food. And then with your other two wishes you could wish for cool things, like twenty billion dollars and world peace. And then with your groceries that never run out, you could also end world hunger. You'd be a hero. Then Bono from U2 would crawl up to you on his hands and knees, tears streaming down his face as he sobbed, "Oh, with three wishes you've accomplished everything I've ever tried to do. Oh please, please let me follow you around and praise you for the rest of your life!"

And then you'd kick Bono in the face, jump on him and scream, "No way, motherfucker! This is for wearing those fucking annoying sunglasses!" And then kick him a few more times.

Anyway, here's some music to help you get through the next time you have to go shopping:
You're So Great - Blur
Boisa-Bis-O-Boisa - Jens Lekman
Oh No! It's Happening Again - Pelle Carlberg
I Can't Look At Your Skin - Graham Coxon